Text messages between me and my friend Sandi:
Sandi: My kids have never put pb sandwich in VCR or toys n toilet, but Hanna did cook Jesse's phone in microwave.
Me: OMG!! Is it totally fried??
Sandi: Yup! It smokes when you try 2 turn it on!
Sandi: Even the microwave is toast
Me: LOLOLOLOL!!!! Sorry. LOLOLOL!! You know I'm totally blogging this.
Sandi: What's a blog?